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Bad joke May 4, 2010

Posted by Rambling Man in General Bloggery.

Jesus told Peter, “Come forth and I will grant you eternal life”.

Peter came fifth and won a toaster.


1. Kathleen Cole - May 4, 2010

Peter tried to exchange the toaster for a cordless model, since there are no electrical outlets in Heaven. This grew into an obsession with cordless appliances. Peter consequently lost friends, family, his job and a fortune, which he paid his therapist.

The good news speaks to modern sensibilities. Peter arrived at the Pearly Gates, where everyone understood he had an illness.

2. Rambling Man - May 5, 2010

haha ! I wonder do they have USB ports in heaven ?

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