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What can you say ? April 13, 2010

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor, Sports.

The best excuse I have ever heard for not turning up to a very important Under-18 County Hurling Final …

A selector goes to the young player’s door to “collect” him …

Man : Is Johnny ready to go to the match ?
Mother : Ah, he can’t come !
Man : What !  Why ?  He’s our star forward !
Mother : Ah, he’s above in the bed with his girlfriend !

17 years old – G.A.A. legend status assured !



1. Kathleen Cole - April 13, 2010

Mum needs to use her big people words … “Get your ass out of bed, you fucking Neanderthal. Have the chippy leave. Next time you want to drag a female to a cave, have your own cave.”

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