What can you say ? April 13, 2010Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor, Sports.
The best excuse I have ever heard for not turning up to a very important Under-18 County Hurling Final …
A selector goes to the young player’s door to “collect” him …
Man : Is Johnny ready to go to the match ?
Mother : Ah, he can’t come !
Man : What ! Why ? He’s our star forward !
Mother : Ah, he’s above in the bed with his girlfriend !
17 years old – G.A.A. legend status assured !