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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale July 8, 2009

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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1. laurie - July 25, 2009

and had to live on cheetos from the bag, slim jims, and canned soda pop.

2. Kathleen Cole - March 8, 2010

And the girl pursued her career in telecommunications with a vengeance, becoming a pioneer in her field. She, reportedly, never learned to cook. (She also has a constellation of family and friends, a stellar wardrobe and vacations in Tahiti every year.

Our girl enjoys her nieces and nephews. Oh, and at thirty-nine, she is a knockout in a bikini.

Rambling Man - March 9, 2010

kathleen – you have a great flow to your writing. you should write a book (if you haven’t already) 🙂


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