Without Custard December 10, 2008Posted by Rambling Man in Emigration, General Bloggery, Poetry & Humor.
Well dear readers, the good news is I’m back !! but not just yet … I am returning from the Antipodes early in the New Year and blogging can again start in earnest – I must say I’ve missed it.
Now on to a little New Zealand ditty picked up this morning in my local bakery …
Me: Can I have an apple scroll please ?
Assistant: Sure. Do you want the one with custard in it or the uncustarded one ?
Me: Erm … the one with no custard perhaps ?
Assistant: Sweet. The uncustarded one it is !
So there you have it … the adjective to describe the lack of custard in a scroll … uncustarded ! You heard it here first !