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A Duck walks into a Bar January 15, 2008

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”
Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No !!”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any f*cking bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, are you deaf ?! We haven’t got any bloody bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating little b*stard !”

Duck says: “Got any nails?”
Barman says: “No !”

Duck says: “Got any bread ?”

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1. laurie - January 15, 2008

i work with somebody like that….

2. Rambling Man - January 15, 2008

what, a duck ?

3. Laurie - January 15, 2008

what, an annoying person?

4. Rambling Man - January 16, 2008

haha, just messin’ about đŸ˜‰

5. laurie - January 16, 2008

there’s another good duck joke today on beccy’s blog.

must be raining a lot over there, eh?

6. duck lover - October 14, 2008

u stoleee my joke u fuck!!!!! and thats not how it goes!!!!
a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender “got any grapes?” bartender says “no we dont have any grapes” so the duck comes back the next day and asks the bartender “got any grapes?” and the bartender says “no we dont have any grapes and if you come back again im going to nail your your feet to the floor” so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks “got any nails?”and the bartender says “no why?” and the duck says “got any nails?”

now dnt get it twisted he does NOT ask for bread

7. Imnotreallyslowijustdontget.it - April 7, 2011

Can someon explain the joke please???
I just really can’t get it.
Please??
x


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