With apologies to the English … August 10, 2007Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.
A Scot sent me this !
Paddy Leary was walking through a field and sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
Paddy shouts “Na ól an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo.”
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.)
The man shouts back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand you”.
Paddy shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”