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With apologies to the English … August 10, 2007

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.

A Scot sent me this !


Paddy Leary was walking through a field and sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

Paddy shouts “Na ól an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo.”
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.)

The man shouts back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand you”.

Paddy shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”



1. laurie - August 10, 2007

now that one i like.

2. laurie - August 13, 2007

ps i can’t believe you haven’t gotten any comments on this joke (except for the usual yakkety-yak from me). i have emailed it to about six people.

3. Rambling Man - August 13, 2007

i know ! i even emailed it to my english cousins – they didn’t take the bait …

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