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Pensioners have devious minds April 3, 2007

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.

I love this little ditty sent to me by me cousint. Makes you want to be like this couple when you are ancient …

Working people frequently ask us retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day Christine and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a special constable writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So the missus called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus!

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.



1. laurie - April 4, 2007

heh heh heh. that one made me laugh.

2. kav - April 4, 2007

Haha, brilliant. I must try that.

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