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A song for Bertie October 19, 2006

Posted by Rambling Man in Poetry & Humor.
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This is a classic – sung to the tune of Help ! and aimed at our wonderful leader.

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Help! I need some money!
Help! Not just any money!
Help! You know I’m not fussy, help …

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I needed random businessmen to help me pay my way
But now those days are gone and I’m twice as self-assured
Why won’t these bloody people respect their overlord ?

Help me if you can I’m feeling down
(Though I’m grateful for McDowell’s coming round)
Why’s that Rabbitte acting like a hound ?
Won’t you PLEASE, please help me ?

Although my life has changed in oh so many ways
And my accounts have seemed to vanish in the haze
I can’t recall, the last time I felt so insecure
Mostly because I’m the original cute hoor

Help me if you can I’m feeling down
I’m razing my own party to the ground
Kenny’s questions have me feeling drowned
Won’t you PLEASE, please help me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I was a minister whose hair was much less grey
But now those days are gone and they’re asking I declare
All surreptitious earnings and it’s just not fucking fair!

Help me if you can I’m feeling down
It was only the price of a house in Dublin town
It’s bad when even Sinn Féin make me look like a clown
Won’t you PLEASE, please ….. just forget the Irish Times ever said anything ?

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And what are we going to do good people of Ireland ? Vote them all back in of course ! YAY

written by the wonderful Swearing Lady – I’m new to this blogging lark – sorry for not crediting earlier …

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1. Gerry O'Sullivan - October 19, 2006

Errrr…don’t you think you should credit a href=”http://arseendofireland.blogspot.com/2006/10/bertles.html”>the original writer?

If I was in your shoes, I wouldn’t want The Swearing Lady on my case! 😉

2. Gerry O'Sullivan - October 19, 2006

Sorry, made a balls of the html there.

link

3. The Swearing Lady - November 3, 2006

I just saw this. Well Holy God.


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